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Schlafentzug, Lärm und ständig kotzt einer.
Kleinkinder haben ist auch wie Festival.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Soda became vodka, bikes became cars, kisses became sex.

Remember when dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth, and mom was your hero?

Race issues were about who ran the fastest, war was only a card game. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.

And we couldn't wait to grow up!

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It's not what's under the Christmas tree that matters,

it's who's around it.

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Sleep is no appropriate substitute for coffee.

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IT'S A WURST CASE SCENARIO

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Ships don't sink because of the water around them. Ships sink because of the water that gets inside of them. Moral of the story, don't let what is happening around you, get inside of you and weigh you down.

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Was reimt sich auf Nazi?

- Arschloch

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