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Bedtime is wonderful because I get to do two things I love: nap and worry.

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My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials.

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If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

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Can february march?

No. But april may

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Where there's a will,
there is a snooze button.

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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My biography will be titled "Be Yourself And Other Ways To Stay Single."

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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