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Leave store without buying anything.

Telling myself
"act natural,
you're innocent".

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riisegrossi Träum imne chline Land

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If no one comes from the future to stop you, how bad can that decision really be?

11

ATHEISM

the belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

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What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can't afford an education?

9

when we hug it feels like our hearts are beating at the same time.

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If we talk after 12, our convos will get real personal.

12:00am: I like mac & cheese.

12:01am: I killed a man once.

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the hunger games has 3 books.
23 people die each year in the games.
there are 12 districts, and the movie was released 3/23/12.

mind blown

11

See your beauty without a compliment or a mirror

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Most of what I call "cooking" is just melting cheese on stuff.

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When a girl is playing a sport and she thightens her ponytail, you know shit's about to go down.

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Did you know that if you put your ear up a strangers leg you can hear them say:
What the fuck are you doing?!?

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don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

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What Susie says
of Sally
says more of Susie
than of Sally.

Remember that.

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Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

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If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

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I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

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swiss

+

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A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

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Let's go camping.

In a hotel.
With a pool. And a spa.

136

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

240

Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

148

You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

273

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

459

Congratulations on reaching an age where you wake up at the time you used to go to sleep on a Saturday.

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I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment.

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Never hint to a printer that you're in a rush. Those bastards smell fear.

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"What are you, twelve?"

Yeah, on a scale of one to ten.

107

The
dog
ate my excuse

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I love the sound you make when you shut up.

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I got 99 problems and 84 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for no logical reason.

15

Mirror:
you look cute

Front camera: what the fuck is that?!

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I often cook with wine

sometimes I even add it to the food

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There should be a refund on calories for things that didn't taste as good as you expected.

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I hate when people talk to me for one day then the next day act like they don't even know me.

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you flirt like white people dance

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I burn like 2000 calories by putting on the bed sheets on by myself

29

who even comes up with emojis?

do people sit around a conference table and just throw out ideas like
"you know what we need? a suspicious-looking moon. that's what we need" ?

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Spring is that delightful time of year when I watch Netflix with a window open.

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I have a unique art style

I call it 'I tried'

33

Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge.

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It is important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.
Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.

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I'm still waiting for the day my parents will say, It's all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble.

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You are a work of art.
Not everyone will understand you,
but the ones who
do,
will never forget you.

9

don't give up. you've got a reason to live

and if not,

stay alive for me.

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Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.

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Frauen vergessen nicht, sie archivieren.

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you're a diamond dear. they can't break you.

14

a girl who cries, is a girl who cares.

11

Yippih!

Almost time for that "New year, new me" bullshit.

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somewhere in my heart I will always dancing with you in the summer rain

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In 1814 Women had no rights

In 1914 Women fought for some rights

In 2014 Women are always fucking right

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holding hands is a promise to one another that,just for a moment,the two of you don't have to face the world alone.

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i'm sorry
for what
i said when i was hungry.

3

neck kissing is such a turn on

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i'm just a good girl with bad habits.

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