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having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house.

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I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

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A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

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The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

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I don't watch soccer...

If I want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, I take my friends to a bar.

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Anybody have any plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

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