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"Cause here's the tragic truth, if you don't feel the same
My heart will fall apart if someone said your name."
~ Zayn Malik
Truly, Madly, Deeply

6

Yeah.
You really ought to have that looked at.

4

protected

by

bitchcraft

14

Lesbians
of
London

3

Be in cahoots
with me.

12

Thursday
looks to be a dry day, so
don't forget your sunblock or your personal lubricant...

8

I am in a room full of little kids and all of them are quiet, beside one kid that sittin' and just singing 'babadabadababa.' Over and over again.

5

Wave after wave, wave
after wave!

6

The function of muscle is to pull and not push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.

• Leonardo da Vinci

13

Again...
traffic jam in Switzerland!

Use your bike!

8

WHINY BOLD WINO BOLD
GIVE ME WINE
BOLD WINO OUT OF WINE
WHINY WINO

11

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners for tea.

9

Sometimes i feel like giving up.
Then i remember i have a lot of people to prove wrong.

3

Raucher sterben früher

Gamer sterben öfter

12

We don't have time for being perverted.

4

If the brain was so simple that we could understand it, it would be so simple that we couldn't.

9

je n'ai jamais cassé...
a) la fenêtre avec
des pierres ?
b) des oiseaux au
fusil ?
c) la porte avec le
ballon ?
d) ma jambe en
volant des cerises?

4

Some peolpe are so poor, all they have is money.

13

Fall seven times

Stand up
eight

11

Der Umwelt zuliebe fahr ich auch gern mal mit dem Fahrrad zur Arbeit.

Selbst wenn es jedesmal eine geknorze ist, das Ding in den Kofferraum zu packen.

9

Music is the Swiss army knife of the soul because there is one for every need

17

if you've been left, go write

254

TAKE
THIS BOLD AND SHOVE IT.

11

"Silence"

.......ummm what does that sound like?

3

My puppy just got her name changed from Teensie to Dynomite!
Cus she grew up so fast!

3

Watching the
beauty of nature, wondering how it got so beautiful, hoping the world will one day see what I see,
believing in peace some day.

3

BEEN A LONG TIME, YO.

10

For the construction of
12 hospitals
it takes
250 million $
i.e. the price of
8 hours on war

Holy shit! Give them a fucking day off!

23

Sorry.
I'm not Rihanna.
I don't love the way
you lie.

2

the days of 'Patience is a virtue' and 'Ignorance is a bliss' are no more adages for today's trials and troubles.

We have more than surpassed the boundaries of patience; and ignorance isn't all that.

9

Your heart is only painted black/There are diamonds gleaming poetry/Sweet sentiment, mixed in sediment/Dark memories laced with sad events/But your heart is only painted black/
I know, 'cause I chose, once,
to peel the shroud back

23

Rapper chönd nüt!
Gölä

3

Safe the butterflies!

4

The best way to appear really stupid is believing to be smarter than others

27

G_ F_CK
Y__R S_LF

Wanna* buy a vowel?

9

Happiness starts with you.
Not with your relationship,
not with your job, not with your money,
but with you!

9

If I stand on my tip-toes I can see the weekend from here!

7

A good girl is hard to find. A bad girl is hard to resist.

7

Männer unterscheiden im Strassenverkehr zwischen rechts und links,

Frauen zwischen "da" und "Da!"

5

They say nice guys finish last.

Good. I can't be with a man who cums first.

12

Microsoft payed $8.5 Bilions for Skype?
idiots! I just downloaded it for free!!

6

Tequila + me = lucky you!

276

Whatever I am,
I'm an honest one.

38

Head
Shoulders
Knees and toes
knees and toes

2

Every time the wind blows and you can hear the long drawn out whistle...............

That means a really old whore just retired!!!!!

2

My puppy is too cute I just wanna squeeze her so bad!!!!

3

HELL YEAH!!!!

2

SLEEP WELL BOLDMATIC!!!

1

Trust is the most important thing
in a relationship..
and by trust I
mean sex •

30

You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

470

Let's get twisted
and listen to Kathie Lee's Christmas album, backwards.

7

you never know before you know. you know?

2

YOU'RE NOT
ALONE

38

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

273

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

1

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

310

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

4

Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

3

Throwing fertilizer at people that need to grow up.

2

Stopped in at a biker bar yesterday. A biker came in with his girl friend or wife. I'm here to tell ya*, her jeans were so tight you could almost see her butt veins.

Jeez!

7

Jeg hækler op og ned af stolper.

1

A woman, (name withheld), said she enjoys shopping at Dollar Palace because it is so convenient and casual.
"I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something."
(WE'VE ALL SEEN THOSE WAL-MART PHOTOS)

5

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DON'T LABEL ME

7

Laugh alone and everybody else
thinks you're an idiot.

22

{True love isn't supposed to be hidden}

8

Smile; it may be a bad day, not a bad life.

3

I miss you......

Its so hard to wake up to the dreadful break in my heart with knowing your gone... I know I have no other choice but to wake up put myself together and continue on...

I will always have this horrible ache knowing that peice of me is missing, and it is never going to be filled again...

Here is to making it another day without you!!:(

3

Never think it won't happen to you because good or bad it can and it does!

6

I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE!!!!

whoops shouldn't of said that.....

1

Men, are bitches, too.

48

j'adore la saison...

... les journées se ralongent, les jupes se raccourcissent!

5

I don't get it why people call eachother bitches, I mean a bitch is a female dog.

9

The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.

Carrie Bradshaw

6

Take vacations!

You can always make money but you can't always make memories!

8

A party without a cake is just a meeting!

10

Dear Godzilla:
I am a dinosaur.
We should hang out some time.
That is all.

10

Lippen berühren sich - Seelen haben sich gefunden

14

Presa di coscienza è quel tuffo al cuore che senti quando ti accorgi che i maggiorenni di quest'anno sono nati in quell'anno in cui lo sei diventato tu

4

"Just close your eyes and enjoy the rollercoaster that is life."
- Zayn Malik

13

It`s not drinking on the job if you weren`t planning to do any work.

17

Fck you rain!

I'm having a great day anyway. :P

17

May he,
who is without judgment, get us all stoned.

28

Typos aren't my biggest problem--
Thinko's are!!

13

........Keep on dreaming!.....

5

Sister: My neighbor wants me to feed his cat.

Me: He wants to feed YOUR cat. Tube steak.

Sister: OMG STOP!!!!

AHAHAHAHA. Yeah.

9

Life is a passing phase you have to go through it to get to the place you were born to go..

2

It's not about what you say.

It's about what you do.

20

I Love you for the memories you left me... Your Laugh echos inside my head Sometimes... You lived, you loved, and you laughed with me, Thanks......

9

You are every little boys dream and one boys dream come true...

5

Your strong, independent, beautiful, confident so just walk in there like you own this bitch, and blow them all out of the water.....

6

You can't break what I am...

You can try all you like and get broken trying...

9

Damnit, I just lost the puzzle peice thats fits into the right spot for my life....

4

They aren't just a band to me...
They aren't just 5 boys, their our boys...
They aren't just a band, their One Direction
We aren't just fans, we're proud directioners...

6

One Direction

The band who lost the x-factor but won the world

7

I see your lies disguised in that smile!

4

Loving with nobody to love

1

seriously, i don't take things seriously

2

I fell in love with plants recently, unabashedly in awe of their silence.

4

True friendship isn't about being inseperable, it's being seperated and nothing changes.

8

This is who I am.

Nobody said you have to like it.

118

Been there,
done him •

26

This is who I am.

Nobody said you have to like it.

1

Pushed you up against the pane, bare assed, hot - and cool glass, protecting from pelting rain - again again - I kissed your *******CONTENT REDACTED BY GOVERNMENT*******

16

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

612

Wear me like you mean it.

39

And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

165

Let's
can't sleep
together •

72

in Denmark, we're so rich

we pay with crowns

192

Ego is a race.
And in this race, the winner is the loser.

2

They should ask us who we are instead of what we want to be.

526

Let's
can't sleep
together •

15

Crying would be much more fun if tears screamed, "Weeeeee!" as they rolled down our faces.

24

please,

keep sending me drunk text messages. they are really funny and amusing. and i totally understand what they mean. and i definitely need 17 texts in a row to figure it out.

sincerely,
sober

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