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Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you've lost.

If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind I would say once, because you never really left.

It's not that diabetes,
heart disease and obesity
runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your
family.

Yes, we can!
Yes, weekend!

I love my sixpack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That's why girls wear make up and boys lie.

It doesn't matter how old you are - if a ballon is about to hit the floor, you dive for that shit.

The brain is the most outstanding organ, it works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love

My damn iPhone is broken.

I pressed the home button and I'm still at work...

Life is like a camera. Just focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't turn out - take another shot.

I'm not actually funny. I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.

most people
do not listen
with the intent
to understand;

they listen with
the intent to
reply.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

PEOPLE WAIT

ALL WEEK FOR
FRIDAY

ALL YEAR FOR SUMMER

ALL LIFE FOR HAPPINESS

Always
smile in the morning..
it makes people jealous of what you did last night •

LIFE
IS TOO
SHORT
TO REMOVE
USB SAFELY.

currently...
I'm fucking busy
-and unfortunately it's not the other way around.

Life is like riding a bike.

To keep the balance you must keep moving.

Some people are like clouds.

When they disappear,
it gets a brighter day.

so many humans so little humanity

Coffee

iPhone

Boldomatic

HAPPY

Speaking is silver.

Writing is Bold.

We'll always be friends, you know too much.

When you throw dirt, you lose ground.

twitter offers possible litigation

facebook offers possible judgement

boldomatic offers endless fun with other sick minded philosphers who enjoy the freedom and exploration of thought

To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

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Life is NOT like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos - what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Bold gives voice and color to the silent majority

better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

I may look calm but in my head I have already killed you three times AND hid the body.

the truth only hurts when it should.

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed