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I hate when I think
I'm buying Organic
vegetables, but when
I get home I discover
they're just Regular
donuts

10

Entered what I ate today into my new
fitness app and it
just sent an ambulance

12

I have read at least 50
diet books, but haven't
lost a single pound

5

Exercise?

I thought you said

Extra Fries

10

"Für wie doof hältst du mich eigentlich?"

"Warte kurz, ich muss nur noch kurz mein Einhorn füttern."

"OK, ich warte. "

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"Auf einer Skala von 1 - 10... wie gerne diskutieren Sie?"

"Geht auch 11?"

"Nein."

"Warum nicht?"

13

sitting at the beach with a cold drink and listening to the waves... is there anything else to wish for?

12

garlic ice cream,
my personal
horror scoop

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