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having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

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She said "tell me something super dirty", I said "Your kitchen bitch!"

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If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

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Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds!

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Would you like to sit next to you at dinner?

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Did you know that if you put your ear up a strangers leg you can hear them say:
What the fuck are you doing?!?

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They say that beauty is on the inside, but I've seen enough crime scenes to know that's not true.

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
Silicon Valley.

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