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sometimes your knight in shining armour turns out to be a redneck in dirty work boots

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if absence really made the heart grow fonder,
a lot of people would miss church more than anyplace in the world. •

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BEAT THE COCKS!!

1

i licked it, so it's mine.

1

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me. •

1

my drops of tears i'll turn to sparks of fire ! •

1

yeah, i'm smiling
but,
your not the reason anymore

1

finding friends with the same mental disorder as you ~PRICELESS

1

with freedom, comes nudity.

4

i hate when girls say "i need a man that can handle me"

you're a female, not a zoo animal. handle you're damn self.

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Everyone, I just recieved an e-mail.

No sender.
No subject.
No content.

It was sent December 31st...
...1969.

5

But, my inner ugliness was (hu)man made...

26

what did the monkey say when he got his tail stuck in a lawn mower...

won't be long now.

9

so, i was walking the dog and i saw a decapitated snake!!!
what the hell happened???

8

Draw a line in the sand then make a stand

3

all mothers give birth to a child.

not my mum.

she gave birth to a LEGEND.

11

my neutral expression makes me always look like i'm in a bad mood, which is convenient because it's usually true.

17

he loved asses so much,
he became one.

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i want to write
"i miss you" on a rock and throw it at your face, so you'll know how much it hurts to miss you.

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faced with a serious issue, only one sarcasm left. must use it wisely, for the love of God think before i speak!

8

i love you.
so simple. but use those words wisely. they have meaning

8

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile...

....as you walk into a pole

10

HGF:

Hot Guy Fever

=

what the fuck do you truly do with yourself?

6

The greatest pleasures in life is doing what people say you can not do!!!

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$\\¿//?\\¿//?\\¿// Don't wait for the perfect moment, take a moment and make it perfect. \\¿//?\\¿//?\\¿//$

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I like my coffee how I like myself:

dark, bitter & too hot for you!

1

Do you ever catch yourself singing along to a song you are supposed to hate?

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it to bad that people now a days dont have the balls to say shit to your face and just take the ass whippin*...!!

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A negative mind will never give you a positive life

3

no, i don't think it's appropriate to put "this isn't your birthday cake it's an intervention" on the cake...

but hey that's just me.

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*************************************
Should you ever
find yourself the
victim of other
peoples bitterness,
smallness,
or insecurities,
remember things could
be worse...

you could be them.
*************************************

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Write Drunk. Edit Sober.

Earnest Hemingway

9

KEEP CALM AND IGNORE DRAMA

12

We didn't lose gold.

We won silver.

5

IF YOU CANNOT BE POSITIVE,
then at least
be quiet.

7

If you keep thinking that way, eventually, you'll believe it.

12

Positive
thinking is not about expecting the best to happen..
it's about accepting that whatever happens, it's for the best •

3

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

3

There is no better feeling than hearing you are doing a good job.

3

You are what you think.

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sometimes you have to wait, even if you can't.

enjoy the anticipation.

5

Trust me.
I never lose.

Either I win or I learn from it.

7

Gays dress so nice, must be all the time they spent in the closet.

They have very good taste......

7

No girl wants to be with a guy who won't let other girls know his taken.

6

This fire is a serpent, we make dance. The flames rise and fall at our whim
So effortlessly, mirrors our turning, and dances and beckons. She expands and shrinks like desires.
- I forgot that I wasn't the only one hurting/I forgot you knew how it felt, burning at the stake,
too... • apa

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It is never to late to be what you might have been.

~George Eliot

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Get alone one night in the Big City and you find yourself..

and probably die !

3

Sometimes you don't realize its love until you can sense its potential to destroy you.

14

Bad relationships change good people.

5

first formulate the problem correctly

3

there's always a little truth behind every "just kidding". A little knowledge behind every "I don't know". A little emotion behind every "I don't care". And a little pain behind every "I'm ok".

7

well aren't you just a fun little lollypop triple dipped in psycho.

7

"true beauty is within" for example like your fridge.

14

i am a animal in bed, more specifically a koala they can sleep up to 22 hours a day.

7

Trying to find where you thought I gave a fuck...

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I've been trying to fix fix my pride

But that shit's broken

28

That moment when you realize you've been listening to 80's music since 2009.

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In the deepest dark of our lives there are still shades of grey and glimmers of light.

14

One day, I will solve my problems with maturity.

Today, however, it will be with alcohol.

219

The same boiling water that softens potatoes hardens eggs. Proving it's all about what you are made of, not your circumstances.

1

dear mum,

how can you hear me mumble under my breath but you can't hear me say "what" multiple times.

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I'm living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people! Respect it!

5

Come out of your comfort zone every once in a while.

You'd be surprised at what happens.

11

You're the brightest star in an endless sky.

7

People who "find religion" or "beg forgiveness" when they are caught doing something wrong are somehow not as spiritually driven or contrite while they are doing something they shouldn't be.

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Boldomatic must be messing with my brain.

Several times I had thought of something brilliant to write, but before I can do so, the words get sucked right out of my head.

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boldomatic is where i am aloud to say what i please. and so many people understand. Thankyou Bolders for your support...i knew there were good people somewhere

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i have an entire forest living inside me, and you have carved your intials into every tree.

14

If your penis comes out covered in shit,

Wrong hole.

3

Let me sow LOVE
Where there is ...
HATRED.

2

the ceylor wet to the pee pee pee to see what he could eat eat eat,...

2

Dont worry your secrets safe with us

3

Cum One Cum All To The Loveforever Best Condom Of All

°°°ceylor°°°

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For the love of God hide your shame man!

2

the one of a kind fit for that special loveforever

~~~~ceylor~~~~

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Don't worry man i got you covered!

8

sleep deprivation starts to have effect on my thoughts...

4

When I die I want a beer in my hand and a whore between my legs.

Also cheesecake.

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b*tches, it's my life and I can do whatever the F*** I want,

respect that.

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teach me how to win. by showing me how to lose

3

stand up for what you believe in. even if that means standing alone

4

Forget the haters cause somebody loves you

3

If you live each day
as if it was your last,

some day
you will be right.

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1 + 1 = 3

If you don't use a condom.

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they say alcohol kills, but how many are born of it?

63

Dont worry i promise i wont rub you the wrong way?

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Like, comment and share this post...

But do it only if you think you are awesome :D

7

Could condoms tell if someone would be bad in bed and save you the agony of going through terrible sex?

7

My weird thoughts come at odd hours...

Embrace the weird in you :D

8

"You wanted it complicated."
she whispered.

8

Don't let your
'OH, YES !'

turn into an
'OH, NO !'

28

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

43

I'm tired of arguing and fighting with my family.. WHEN WILL THIS END ?!?!!?

4

You
are my
sweet
temptation.

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love u punky hacked by mom haha

7

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

3

Y'know, you should shake that thing for a livin'!

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IT'S WET IN HERE SO PUT ON ALL YOUR CLOTHES

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You can't steal anyones destiny, by your evil ways. If its written by GOD.

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Not in the mouth,
not in the hair,
nor the couch,
or clothes -
no spunk anywhere!!

- Dr. Seuss*, for Ceylor

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No one will believe your bullshit, in the end everyone knows what you are and what I am.

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MARS HAS MORE WATER
THAN CALIFORNIA.
But California
has more aliens
than Mars.

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Why do I always have to be the grown up?

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Truth;
why have you abandoned me?

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When "i" is replaced with "we" even illness becomes wellness.

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Leaving soon it's almost 10:00 here sooo bye guys ^.^

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looks like this is a gin-gin situation

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It's been a long day
Without you my friend
And I'll tell you all about it
When I see you again

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If you look at a girl long enough, you can see her getting marry )

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FUCK,
YEAH!

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The only way out of the maze is through the path of thorns.

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It's easy to love a rose, but takes a lot to love a leaf.

It's ordinary to love the beautiful...

...but it's beautiful to love the ordinary.

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Waiting for the first porno in which someone fucks his or her selfie stick.

15

1 + 1 = 3

IF YOU
DON'T
USE A
CONDOM

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Not have any kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken.
On your return ask where your child is.

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Some incredible moments should not end at the clinic.

12

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¿£¥¡&#

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It's amazing how a small, selfless act of kindness can have a ripple effect. Sometimes even a profound effect. So, let's get out there and take our world back from the haters, one act of kindness at a time, small or large.

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A condom a day keeps the children away.

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Truth;
why have you abandoned me?

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I'm like a puzzle but all of my pieces are jagged

If you can understand this then we can make some magic

Cause I'm wrong like that

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Dont wait for a hero to come and save you..

be a hero and save yourself.. :]

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Do you ever feel too sexy to sleep?

If so, I think you just found the cause of your sleeping problems.

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grab a ladder ; cause if your minds gonna be in the gutter lets at least find a nice roof top!

6

Oh what a
tangled web
we weave,
if by accident
we do conceive.

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Turn back the clock,

give me some time...

9

We all deserve second chances to try again.

9

happimess

177

your spiky questions make me bleed

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A person who feels appreciated will always do more than whats expected of them.

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EVERY COMMENT YOU WRITE. EVERY LIKE YOU GIVE. EVERY LINK YOU CLICK. EVERY CONTENT YOU ARE EXPOSED.
YOU ARE REVEALING ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY AND YOU
ARE BEING TRACKED, FILED, CLASSIFIED AND ANALYZED.

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I'm not dead, I'm just rehearsing.

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I want to be someone's "always", not their "I'm bored" or "I'm lonely". I want to be theirs consistently, not just when it's convenient.

5

Restart my heart.

17

It's not a walk of shame if you leave with a moonwalk.

191

Some words are impossible to say drunk:

1) Cinnamon
2) Specifically
3) Antarctic
4) Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

24

3 reasons why I have a crush on a guy:

-good looks

-good manners

-I want to get laid

15

If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship.

The first ones to jump aren't your friends.

9

Would you like to
make a run for it,
Would you like to
take my hand?

27

you're a motivation for birth control

31

The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people. But because of the silence of good people.
-Napoleon

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The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success

213

At times, I randomly think of something and laugh at it.

Then I put it as a post just to see if anyone else would laugh at it.

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O o o o o
o O
o o o
Drowning

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But, every time I see your mouth, I think "Oh fuck!!" And I wanna* do things to you that make you think "Oooh fuck, YES!!" whenever
you see mine...

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Oh, you're interested in me and want to chat?

Hold on, let me quickly fuck this up.

9

Saw somebody having a plot twist out in public.

Then,
I drove him to a mental hospital.

8

saw somebody today that reminded me of you.....

stabbed them in the eye and told them to FUCK OFF!!!

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I woke up at 9 am in the weekend! Now I can actually use the day! Ahh my bed is warm.

IT'S FUCKING 1 PM NOW.

4

if you get the inside right,

the outside will fall into place.

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I don't think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality

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Sometimes, I'd like to be
as insignificant, to you,
as you make me feel.
Maybe,
it would make this seemingly endless freefall,
this away, easier to endure.
And if I am
so meaningless, to you,
write, "just go," in my skin,
and the fall will be marked;
permanent. • apa

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It's only when you confront the fact that for all your #eating #drinking #laughing #crying #dancing #singing #loving #hating #reading #practicing you have not really grown an inch,
that another kind of hunger comes...

2

My mind is like a maze:

each thought gets me more tangled into my brain than ever before....

Where was I going again?

5

We were born to be real. Not to be perfect.

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I wish i lose weight as fast i lose motivation.

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We can't control the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

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If we give people our worst and they are still there, then that is a sign that they deserve our best.

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Can you imagine parents nowadays explaining to their kids how they met?

"Well, it all started one day when your dad 'liked' one of my selfies."

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In which language would you prefer I tell you how much I do not give a shit?

I have my translator app open, fire away.

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Trying to sleep like;
One sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old mac Donald had a farm,
HEE MACARENA!!!!

257

People
who talk shit
will be reincarnated as toilet paper •

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i do not have enemies just alot of f....kn people that i dont like who feel the same about me

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