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Shit happens,
step
over
it.

34

Hold your head high.

And your middle finger higher.

44

Relationships are like bathrooms. I'm in them a lot longer than I need to be, probably cause I'm playing on my phone the whole time.

63

Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

66

Yo what happened to M.C Hammer pant?
"I think Criss Cross put them on backwords"

3

Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.

193

In 1814 Women had no rights

In 1914 Women fought for some rights

In 2014 Women are always fucking right

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