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Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

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if everything in the universe was born in the big bang,

never forget you are a wonderful piece of stardust.

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Teacher: "Why is your cat in school?"

Kid: "Because i heard dad say to mom, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' "

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Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

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The function of muscle is to pull and not push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.

• Leonardo da Vinci

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You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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now i've got this feeling once again, i can't explain, you would not understand, this is not how i am

i... have become comfortably numb

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Right now, somebody is hard at work in a factory, shoving chocolate eggs up a bunny's ass, for you.

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