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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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I will be posting telepathically today..
so if you think of something funny, that was me •

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Kid: Dear Santa, send me a brother!

Santa: Send me your mother.

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I'm kinda nervous about 2014 because
2+0+1+4= 7

...and you know how many nipples Hitler would have if he had 5 more?

Thats right, 7.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra ..

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I'm the black sheep, I'm a leader not a follower.

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Haters will see you walk on water and say its because you can't swim.

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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