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Posts Liked by Spookydragon

A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise.

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You know you're getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.

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I don't HAVE to be on top of your inbox...

Missionary will do.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue

I have 5 fingers
And the middle ones for you

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Roses are red, here's something new. Violets are violet, not fucking blue

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If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.

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I don't do drugs or drink.

At my age, I get the same effect just standing up too fast.

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Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

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