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Posts Liked by soph2270

Welcome to my world!
Now
get out.

82

IF YOU WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PRINCESS,
YOU HAVE TO EXPECT TO GET KIDNAPPED.

25

She won't forget to drink today because she drinks to forget every day.

27

You've probably seen this on your* feed, before, but...

GRAMMAR:

The difference between,
knowing your* shit
and
knowing, you're* shit.

You're* welcome.

33

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor.
And then my poor meatball, rolled out the door...

92

Always be yourself.
Unless you're a total asshole.

71

the meatballs bring all the people to ikea, and they're like it's better than frikadeller.

21

People who can fall asleep quickly, freak me out. I mean don't they have thoughts?

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