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I'm giving up alcohol for a month!

Sorry, that came out wrong. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month!

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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I'm a princess!

That's why!

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Somebody asked her, "Are you taken?" she answered, "Yes, I'm taken!" then she turned around with tears in her eyes as she whispered, "Taken for granted."

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it isn't fake news
it's alternativ facts

bruahahahahahahaha
argh argh cough argh cough cough cough
cough ughh x , x
--u-

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Best kind of laughter:

Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent.

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Ich schreibe meinen Lebenslauf und bin nun bei jener Szene angelangt, als ich im Kindergarten den Pompon des einen Tiger-Hausschuhs verlor.

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Wenn Du denkst es geht nicht mehr, dann löffle das Nutella leer.

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