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Ineinander passen alle.

Zueinander nur wenige.

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WORRYING SOLVES NOTHING

115

a boldomatic a day keeps the hipster away

3

Probleme sind ein Menschenrecht!

5

Auch Harmonie braucht ihre Pausen.

7

we stop checking for monsters under our bed,
when we realize, they are inside us.

4

Zum um Zug

(am Bahnhof rauchend am Schach spielen)

2

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"Herr Blocher wieso gibt es soviel Ausland auf der Welt?"

18

bold me if you can

6

Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes.

It's dark, isn't it?

109

You look like I need another drink.

140

Monday? I told you to fuck off last week

115

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a smile is the best makeup any girl can wear

142

F CK.
i just need U

204

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

628

Der letzte Wagen ist immer ein Kombi!

2

twitterst du noch, oder boldest du schon?

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I SO CAN'T WAIT TO BE ASHAMED OF WHAT I DO THIS WEEKEND!

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zu Dir oder zu Ihr?

7

vom Panzer überfahren

3

sterben musst du sowieso,
schneller geht's mit Marlboro

5

monday. monday. monday. monday. monday. saturday. sunday.

174

Everyday
is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.

161

in China essen sie nicht nur Hunde

5

Unter meinen Kleidern bin ich nackt!

2

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance.

143

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose •

102

I asked Santa for his list of naughty girls.

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Fuck this, I'm going to marry someone rich

78

You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

184

Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it.

108

WHO
DO WE
THINK
WE ARE?

51

add life to your days

not days to your life

99

light travels faster than sound.

that's why some people appear to be bright before they speak.

83

GOOD GIRLS ARE BAD GIRLS THAT NEVER GET CAUGHT

162

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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