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i have never stopped loving you.

not counting those days you had your period,
of course.

93

Psychology says, you're not afraid to love, you're afraid of not being loved back.....

104

If you are going to be weird,
be confident about it.

117

Real women don't chase men.
They set traps.

118

You speak like something
I wrote when
I was drunk.

113

I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

110

sometimes all you need is 1 million dollar and a new identity.

170

this grave stone was won on a boldomatic competition

47

I want to hold treasurous things. I want to always have a surprise inside of me. I always want to have someone who loves me. I want to be a fridge.

189

To Quote Hamlet
Act III, Scene III
Line 87,

"NO"

241

You are a tornado
with pretty eyes and a heartbeat.

179

You know you're getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.

114

Happy birthday to someone old enough to remember what it was like to poop without a smartphone.

35

Either I'm in love or i'm in trouble.

178

your age is the number of times you went around the sun...

232

You know you're getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.

164

there is always a wild side to an innocent face

182

Exercise
Exercis
Exerci
Exerc
Exer
Exe
Ex
Extra fries.

219

Sorry ladies, but I already got my eyes on a woman who's not interested.

214

I used to be the kind of guy mums like.

Somehow I've ended up being the kind of guy that likes mums.

116

does running away from my problems count as jogging?

100

Travelling is like love

If it's over it hurts.

66

I don't HAVE to be on top of your inbox...

Missionary will do.

88

"The only thing better than the kiss, is the moment just before".

64

A piece of my heart breaks whenever your eyes skip over me.

By the time you leave, my heart'll be nothing more than broken shards.

138

If you're in a fairytale and you're a single woman over the age of 35, chances are you're evil.

224

Lust is saturday night; Love is sunday morning.

180

quit your job
travel the world
die happy

173

Do not read the next sentence..

--------------------
You little rebel.
i like you

46

A boyfriend should make his girlfriends pussy wet, not her eyes.

A girlfriend should make her boyfriends dick hard, not his life.

47

a woman with a beautiful body is good for a night

a woman with a beautiful mind is good for a lifetime

65

die with memories,
not dreams.

329

In 1814 Women had no rights

In 1914 Women fought for some rights

In 2014 Women are always fucking right

222

I miss you a little... I guess you could say, a little too often, a little too much...

169

Listening to a bird is like listening to a woman.

Nice voice but impossible to understand.

183

I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive:

"Hi".

56

Drop pants
not bombs.

137

I'M NOT SURE IF
I LOVE YOU OR I'M JUST HORNY ALL THE TIME.

53

YOUR NAME SOUNDS MOANABLE.

79

twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door

146

The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

283

It's just
a memory now
A tear
from the past
Trapped
in my eyes
Unwilling
to leave

28

Describe your self in two words.

Lazy.

25

Open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than silence.

19

Mind 0 : Heart 1

18

Mein Chef hat mich beauftragt Kaffee zu holen.

Sitze nun im Flugzeug nach Kolumbien.

29

i met you
i let you
hold me
unfold me
hug me
fuck me
to me it felt true
but not to you
all gone cold

story told

25

ich versteh dich nicht,
du verstehst mich nicht,

wieviel Gemeinsamkeiten brauchst du noch?

22

overworked

and

underfucked

44

my favourite piece of jewelry is

your arms around my neck

32

Wollen ist wie machen.

Nur fauler!

36

I can feel you forgetting me

34

If you could read my mind, I'm pretty sure you'd be traumatized for life.

86

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