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Posts Liked by sleepingknight

brain: HELL NO!

body: KILL ME PLEASE!

penis: THIS IS SPARTA!

15

if you start a man a fire, he'll be warm for the rest of the day. if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest if his life...

which will be about 5 minutes.

12

save the EARTH, it's the only planet with chocolate.

29

You can choose your words.
But you cannot choose the
effect they can have on people.

38

I'm worried that I may have already met the man of my dreams but I probably told him to fuck off and suck a dick

20

so, my nephew just said
"thanks, obama"
after he ran into our coffee table.

smh

5

I probably come off as mean when you first meet me, but after you really get to know me, you'll find out I'm actually meaner.

21

if you stare into the sky on a clear winter night,

when the star's are alligned and the magic is right,

you may catch a glimpse of a unicorns flight,

as he sings his song with celestial might...

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