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Y colorín, colorado, este cuento se ha acabado.

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1) Say "Dale"
2) Mumble 3 Spanish words.
3) List 4 cities

Congratulations! You just made a Pitbull song.

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Sex is a sensation
caused by a temptation.
A guy sticks his location, in a girls destination.
To increase population of the next generation.
Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

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When i die i want my tombstone to offer free WiFi so people will visit me more often.

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May the 4th be With You.

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"what" and "if" - two words as non-threatening as words come.

but put them together and they have the power to haunt you for a lifetime...

"what if..?"

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Men: if you ever want to know what a woman's mind feels like,imagine a browser with 2,837 tabs open.

All.The.Time.

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Woke up this mornin' and a voice in my head said: Smile! Things could be worse, ey? I smiled, and things got much worse...

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