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Posts Liked by simontoennesen

You.
Me.
Bed.
Now.

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You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

363

If you zoom into the background on your selfies you can see your dignity disappearing into the distance.

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If I were to give up Sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication.

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It´s not the place or the time that make a moment special it´s the people you spend it with.

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I don't need the worldcup to get drunk and scream at my television

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

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