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ALCOHOL DOESN'T CAUSE HANGOVERS WAKING UP DOES

Tell me who you stay with and I tell you who you are.

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Life's not a bitch.
Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch cause she won't let you get that pussy.

You know that feeling when you just woke up, and someone stole your brain?

Surprisingly life doesn't go faster when you honk at it