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i asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number.

she replied: sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight.
i said: wow!

then her friend said:
-she means 6663629

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14,000 people are having sex right now.

25,000 are kissing.

50,000 are hugging.

And you... well you're reading this post.

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Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long."

Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Nevermind, you won't get it."

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Normal teenagers: "I love getting drunk, smoking, and having sex!"

Me: "Sometimes when I'm feeling brave I sleep without my nightlight."

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$Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!$

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You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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Let's go camping.

In a hotel.
With a pool. And a spa.

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