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According to my baby book my first words were "I'd rather have meatballs."

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My therapist is helping me figure out why I'm not fascinated by Rhianna.

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Out of all the donuts in this world, I chose to donut care.

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I tripped and fell in love.

Don't worry, I brushed that shit off.

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"That's right sweetheart, dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting you from making dinner."

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Not full of get up & go so much as lay down & die.

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I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

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A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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