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Posts Liked by shmckay21

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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I fear the people who can bite ice cream.

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Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...

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Of course size matters.....

Nobody wants a small cup of coffee.

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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle

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Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

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The prettiest people do the ugliest things.

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