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I'm Here To Teach You To Speak IRISH.

WHALE

OIL

BEEF

HOOKED...

Now say it Really Fast ;-)

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lazy is such an ugly word

I prefer the term selective participation

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"my doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"

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Isn't it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

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They call them heated seats because rear defroster was already taken.

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hearing my voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I've ever talked to.

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me : i hate her

"hate is a strong word"

me : that's why I used it

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has your friend ever asked you to hang out with you and you say you're busy but all you're gonna do is eat the refrigerator and watch some netflix

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