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The word avacado comes from the Aztec word ahucati which means testicle.

I'll never eat guacamole again!

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Selfie is the proof that smartphone and internet have made people so alone that they don't find a friend who can take a pic.

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Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant.

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Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous.

I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.

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This year I'm secretly stuffing the turkey with marijuana so everyone can relax and enjoy my cooking for once.

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Only trust people who like big butts.

They cannot lie.

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I was talking to a nice, old woman at a party. She asked me, "Is that your accent, or do you have a condition?"

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I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn't accurately describe my life I dont know what does.

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