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You know you're getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.

164

Dear Sneeze,

If you're going to happen, happen.

Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.

251

If you look like your passport photo, the likelihood is that you need the holiday

146

To Quote Hamlet
Act III, Scene III
Line 87,

"NO"

241

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...

278

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.

13

RESPECT EXISTENCE
OR
EXPECT RESISTANCE.

50

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.

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