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Ich mag keine Menschen, die überall was suchen, das sie aufregt...

Ich mag Menschen, die überall was finden, das sie fasziniert...

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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The best part about being in your 20's is slowly caring less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people.

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Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

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when my dog begs, i chew extra loud just to make him jealous.

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so, as i was leaving walgreen's i notice this bumper sticker that says "i want a mommy and a daddy please, not a daddy and a daddy" and then look over and see another bumper sticker that says "marriage- a man and a woman" so me being me i pulled out my post it notes out of my bag and proceeded to write "a gay person touched your car" and stuck them all over the homophobes car.

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