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Do not call me perfect,
a lie is never a compliment.
Call me an erratic
damaged and
insecure mess.
Then tell me that you
love me for it

25

Bin beim einkaufen mit meiner Frau.
Plötzlich bleibt sie stehen und schreit
"DU FAULE SAU".

Bin vor Schreck fast aus dem Einkaufswagen gefallen.

37

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it's adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it's early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go

24

overthinking ruins you.
ruins the situation, twists things around, makes you worry and just makes everything much worse than it actually is.

38

I know we are far away from each other, but in my thoughts you are always there, next to me.

25

It didn't matter that I didn't understand her. She could have been telling me to go to Hell.
I always smiled.

28

Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches. When you can't get the straw in the hole you've had enough.

82

Ex-Freundin zufällig getroffen.

Gut,
nicht ganz so zufällig.

Aber der Stein sollte sie nicht ganz so hart treffen.

26

Sometimes I make my kids watch horror movies so I look like the good monster.

16

Eine feste und glückliche Beziehung ist es dann,
wenn man sich mal angiften kann,
ohne deswegen über Trennung nachzudenken.

25

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

523

I don't watch soccer...

If I want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, I take my friends to a bar.

398

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

459

Why can't people see you for the person who you are today? It's like everyone gets so stuck on your past that they can't appreciate how far you've come.

31

"Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve"

-Niall Horan-

35

In other words:
If you can hate them, now, you probably never loved them, then.

32

A successful relationship requires falling in love multiple times, but always with the same person.

62

Das Wichtigste, was ich im Leben gelernt habe:

1. Man sollte alles alleine können.

2. Es ist gut, wenn man nicht alles alleine können muss.

16

SOMETIMES THE HARDEST THING AND THE RIGHT THING ARE THE SAME.

35

When you miss someone and you re-read your conversations and smile like an idiot...

51

don't wait for the perfect moment.. take the moment and make it perfect

16

Hier im Bus sucht eine junge Frau nach etwas Wichtigem und räumt nun ihre Handtasche aus.

Möglicherweise
brauchen wir noch
einen zweiten Bus.

26

Was wohl aus all den Menschen geworden ist, denen ich mal den Weg erklärt habe?

71

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

703

If I think more about death than some other people,
it's probably because I love life more than they do.

7

Wenn mir langweilig ist, putze ich Fenster.
Mir egal was die anderen Leute im Zug denken.

25

The real power of a man is in the size of the smile of the woman sitting next to him.

57

True friends say good things behind your back and bad things to your face.

100

Du machst irgend einen Mist.
Sie ist sauer.
Du entschuldigst dich.

Sie macht irgend ein Mist.
Du bist sauer.
Sie ist sauer weil du sauer bist.
Du entschuldigst dich.

19

Millionen Frauen sagen heute: Das wäre doch nicht nötig gewesen.

Millionen Männer wissen, dass dies gelogen ist.

17

Entscheidungen.

Können Spuren von Zweifeln enthalten.

12

Bei dem was manchen Leuten auf Facebook gefällt, könnte man meinen die stecken auf der Strasse auch kleine Smilie-Fähnchen in Hundescheisse.

19

Heute hat eins der Kinder gekocht.

Es gibt Spaghetti mit Soße.

Überall.

26

Der Typ vor uns an der Ampel ist sich wohl zu fein um zu blinken.

Und dann fährt er auch noch geradeaus.

Idiot.

17

Mein Plan fürs Leben:

So alt werden, wie ich mich früh morgens fühle.

12

Wenn die sagen
"Snickers und
der Hunger ist
gegessen.",
von wievielen Snickers reden die da ?

16

Im nächsten Leben werde ich Kuscheltier.

Ein bisschen beschmusen, Tränen trocknen, da sein und den Rest des Tages faul im Bett rumliegen.

19

Bier - so scheint es,
beinhaltet zu viel an weiblichen Hormonen;

Man sieht es daran,
dass, wenn Männer zu viel
Bier getrunken haben,
nur noch Blödsin reden,
ohne Freund alleine nicht mehr zur Toilette finden -
und Auto fahern können sie auch nimmer !

14

Ölsardinen sind die einzigen Tiere, die zweimal das Licht der Welt erblicken.

16

Ein stiller Mann ist ein entspannter Mann.

Eine stille Frau ist meistens sauer.

28

Schatz, du bist immer so süss, wenn du betrunken bist...

...du bist auch immer so süss, wenn ich betrunken bin!

18

The worst thing about distance is that you don't know if they will
miss you
or
forget you.

32

Why we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by heart.

29

A broken heart
is the worst..
it's like having
broken ribs..
nobody can see it,
but it hurts everytime
you breathe •

49

"Education is the most powerful weapon we can use to change the world."

- Nelson Mandela

40

lass uns Fremde bleiben.

8

Ich hasse es, dich zu sehn. Ich könnte kotzen wenn ich sehe wie glücklich du bist. Es zerreist mir das Herz, zu spüren, dass ich ersetzbar bin.

7

I think every teenager is a hero. When we are young we feel so much pain. Go to school is like going to war, people let you down all the time. Sometimes its very, very difficult to stay strong, but you have to.

8

may i
please
hold
your hand
and walk
with you
in the
quiet
comfort of
a silent
peace

73

Wie nennt man nochmal Typen die immer Witze darüber machen, dass Frauen in die Küche gehören?
- Single -

13

FRAUEN SIND
NICHT KOMPLIZIERT.
SIE WOLLEN NUR
GELIEBT WERDEN.
UND ÜBERRASCHT.
UND SCHMUCK.
UND ANDERE DINGE,
DIE DU ERRATEN
MUSST.

10

Sometimes,
I grab my boobs.
Because, well,
I can.

28

es kommt nicht darauf an, wieviel Zeit man mit einem Menschen verbringt - sondern wie intensiv die Momente sind

12

Love isn't weakness or strength. It's both.

34

Liebe ist,
wenn dich jemand von den Socken haut, ohne es auch nur zu versuchen.

27

The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains".

Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.

61

Die Winter in der Steinzeit waren sicher anstrengend.

Wenn man jeden Morgen das Mammut freischaufeln muss, um zur Arbeit zu reiten.

20

The longer the wait, the sweeter the kiss •

24

Meine letzte Beziehung zerbrach, weil wir unterschiedliche religiöse Ansichten hatten.
Er wollte einfach nicht erkennen, dass ich eine Göttin bin.

33

The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you •

22

Wenn man sein Ohr ganz leicht auf die heiße Herdplatte drückt, kann man riechen wie blöd man ist.

45

I hate it when the voices in my head go silent...

I never know what those fuckers are planning...

67

Make the party worth the hangover

121

Eigentlich hatte ich heute viel vor.

Jetzt habe ich morgen viel vor.

57

Your eyes are amazing

9

Just because you have my attention doesn't mean you have my respect.

14

if it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you

5

I'm not heartless, I've just learned how to use my heart less.

26

Cell phones ruined the fun from pushing a fully clothed person into the pool.

53

You can watch things happen, make things happen or just stand there wondering what just happened.

21

Chocolate
doesn't ask
silly questions..
chocolate understands •

51

Du bist was ich will, du warst es von der ersten Minute an, seit Jahren nichts daran geändert, du wirst es immer bleiben.

12

vorsätze fürs neue jahr:

- mehr sport
- gesünder ernähren
- weniger alkohol
- keine unrealistischen
vorsätze

18

you see the
world in ways
that other
people dont.

it's your gift to
see the beauty
and the horror in
ordinary things.

30

Ich weiß etwas, was du nicht weißt, und das ist gut so.

23

Ich will nicht jemanden, der alles für mich tut. Ich möchte jemanden, der alles mit mir tut.

13

be the change you wish to see.

22

Love isn't complicated.
People are.

15

Ich bin übrigens nicht perfekt und arbeite auch nicht daran!

36

Natürlich mag ich Dich nicht.

Ich kanns halt nur nicht so zeigen.

18

Menschen dürfen nicht Bäume ausreissen, nur um zu sehen ob die Wurzeln noch dran sind.

15

I may not have
gone where I
intended to go,

but I think I have
ended up where
I needed to be.

15

Often in live we forget the things we should remember and remember the things we should forget ||

6

do what is right. not what is easy.

15

If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad a decision can it be

76

people still don't get that imperfection makes you perfect.

6

It allways seems impossible,
until it's done!

Nelson Mandela

2

To change and to change for the better are two different things.

13

this is life not heaven, you don't have to be perfect.

17

Er: Ganz schön laut hier....

Sie: Ja, dann halt doch mal die Fresse!

3

do you think it possible
that some people
are born to give
more love
than they will ever
get back
in return

???

30

THE
BIGGEST
HEART,

CARRIES
THE HEAVIEST
STORIES.

10

the hardest part
about walking away
from someone is the
part where you realize
that, no matter how
slowly you go, they will
never run after you.

23

Some come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

32

they say, 1 out of every 3 people cheat in a relationship.

not sure if it's my husband or my boyfriend

89

Jemand nannte mich heute faul. Ich hätte ihm fast noch geantwortet.

25

Patience is not about how long you can wait, but how well you behave while you are waiting.

134

Ich habe dein Herz verfehlt.

7

Ich hab die Brüste, ich bin der Boss!

17

solange es dein weg is, gibt es nix was peinlich is. was peinlich is, is wenn du nen job willst der mehr respektiert ist, und dich so verbiegst dass du nicht mehr respektiert wirst!!

Samy Deluxe

3

Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about.

13

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again

18

Hard things in life:

•Knowing someone doesn't feel the way you want then to.

•Moving on when things aren't right.

•Not looking back.

11

wenn du länger auf das lächeln anstatt auf die titten schaust, halt sie fest.

also die frau.
nicht die titten.

15

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death.

82

ich mache da nicht mit.
Das würde Stunden dauern, bis ich ein spontanes selfie hab!

21

Enttäuschung

öffnet die Augen und verschliesst das Herz...

14

Do you ever just meet someone and at first it is awkward then you start talking & it's like "holy shit, where have you been all my life!"

25

When a man says you're ugly, he's just being mean. When a woman says you're ugly, she's just jealous. When a child says you're ugly, you're ugly.

34

i'm sorry we happened. i'm sorry we didn't work out.

i'm sorry you left it all behind, but i hope you're figuring it all now.

you'll go on without me, but "it's ok... we'll always be friends"

but the years pass. we're strangers. that is just how it ends.

but the story continues, if you just turn the page.

sometimes things get better, and sometimes things just change.

7

Sometimes I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

92

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not
hear the music.

Nietzsche

8

you told me you cared. you showed me you didn't.

16

Could I borrow your face for halloween?

75

Halloween:
When nerds dress as superheroes and sluts pretend to be wearing a costume.

27

Nobody ever complains about someone who listens too much.

71

Falling in love is not a choice. To stay in love is.

11

A person who truly loves you is someone who sees the pain in your eyes, while everyone else believes in the smile on your face.

16

NEVER apologize for what you feel.

It's like saying sorry for being real.

15

keep your head up,

keep your heart strong.

7

Mom: "Why is everything on the floor?!"

Me: "Gravity, mom."

24

HERE'S TO THE GIRLS who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather wear sweatpants instead of skinny jeans. Who don't get all the guys. Who aren't "popular" but feel like it, when they're with friends. Here's to the girls LIKE ME!

38

Cigarettes are like squirrels.

They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth an light it on fire.

33

sometimes you have to be your own hero and save your own heart

because sometimes the people you cant imagine living without

can live without you.

36

a person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.

~ albert einstein

24

When you're strong enough to say 'goodbye' life rewards you with a new 'hello'.

9

der mensch ist kein gefangener seines schicksals sondern ein gefangener seiner gedanken.

14

In the end only
3 things matter:
how much you loved, how gently you lived, and
how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you
~ Buddha

11

The only name a woman ever deserves to be called is beautiful.

Bitches love being called beautiful.

11

The Japanese say you have three faces.

The first face, you show to the world.
The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family.
The third face, you never show anyone. It's the truest reflection of who you are.

23

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones
-John Lennon

117

Geld verändert Menschen, deshalb bist du gleich geblieben

SummerCem

2

find what you love & let it kill you.

5

Ich kann dir nicht wehtun, ohne mich zu verletzen.

13

If time is all I had, I'd waste it all on you.

86

life happens
love happens
chocolate helps

12

Monday doesn't seem to be the right day to ask your neighbors why their kids suck.

6

always look on the bright side of life.

6

They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

77

Smiling doesn't always mean you're happy. Sometimes, it simply means that you're a strong person.

67

Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as shit.

23

I have to stop saying
"How stupid can you be?".

I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.

172

I wish my life had background music
then I would know what the hell was going on

59

i love you not only for what you are, but for what i am when i am with you

120

what makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven...

81

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 a.m.. 2:30 a.m. can you believe that shit?

Lucky for him i was still awake playing my drums.

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