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Go to a pet store, point at an employee and yell, "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!"

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They tried to bury us

They didn't know we were seeds...

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I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult, and that is why we are allowed to buy alcohol.

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I Finished Your Laundry, The Ashes Are In The Fire Place.

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I'm asking my self, if it's too late to wrap my self like a baby and lay down at the front door of a rich family...

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After reading this post you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second 'the'.

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Sometimes, you just have to play the role of fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

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I'm an animal in bed.

More specifically a koala. I can sleep up to 22 hours a day.

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