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i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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finally friday.

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Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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call me old fashioned, but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina.

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"I found it in the last place I looked" well DUH numb nuts!

I'm sure you didn't continue looking after you found it.

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Many happy tax returns of the year.

Happy Birthday!

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