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The Dark Side does NOT have cookies!
But it does have waffles every Tuesday

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They tell me I'm weak, but I am strong. They tell me I'm worthless, but I am loved by many. They tell me I am nothing, but someday I'll be everything to someone.

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Die Moral ist ein Flittchen.

25

In 1814 Women had no rights

In 1914 Women fought for some rights

In 2014 Women are always fucking right

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Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas!

Santa: Be realistic.

Me: OK, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace.

Santa: What colour unicorn would you like?

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KARMA
IS ONLY
A BITCH
IF YOU ARE.

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I'm opening a gym called "Resolutions". It will have exercise equipment in it for the first two weeks, then it turns into a bar for the rest of the year.

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My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials.

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