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If I'd get a dollar everytime someone thought I am rich because I live in Switzerland,

well, then
I'd actually be rich.

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It's socially acceptable to put someone else's genitals in your mouth, but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross.

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Never ask a woman her age. Or her weight. Or anything. Just stare, breathe and hope for the best.

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Never ask a woman her age. Or her weight. Or anything. Just stare, breathe and hope for the best.

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there are only two days in your life time that aren't 24 hours long

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To make a long story short, don't tell it.

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Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

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VERLIEBTUNDZUGEHERZT

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