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Posts Liked by RUBIKS

Smiling is contagious, and like a homeopathic version of happy pills. Spread liberally and increase dosage, as needed.

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That's a beautiful fake picture of you, by the way...

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on a scale of 1 to 10: you are a 9
and i'm the 1 you need

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A PARTY WITHOUT ME IS
JUST A MEETING

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On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor.
And then my poor meatball, rolled out the door...

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I'd be an anchor but I'm scared you'd drown.

It's safer on the ground.

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that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

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Anybody have any plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

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