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Posts Liked by roxyschwanenge

Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

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I need some sexersize. Who wants to be my personal trainer?

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To see you scratching your balls really turns me on.

Said no woman ever.

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schade, dass man im Facebook nur anstubsen, und nicht dreinschlagen kann.

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I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life •

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fuck early work. fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon!

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why does the need to pee intensify by a million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house?

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Bombing for peace is like Fucking for Virginity.

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