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My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials.

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santa gets all the credit

and i get all the bills...

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If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

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If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine, you're an amateur and we can't be friends.

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Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

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It's Thursday, or as I like to call it:

Day 4 of the hostage situation.

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Sorry ladies, but I already got my eyes on a woman who's not interested.

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