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IF YOUR GRANNY'S COUCH WAS ALWAYS COVERED IN PLASTIC,
IT'S BECAUSE SHE WAS A SQUIRTER?

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IT'S
SUNDAY!
RIGHT

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NELLIE THE ELEPHANT PACKED HER TRUNK AND SAID GOODBYE TO THE CIRCUS OFF SHE WEN'T WITH A TRUMPITY TRUMP,
TR, TRUMP.

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I need to get in shape because if I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle.

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HUSBAND: MY OLYMPIC CONDOM'S HAVE ARRIVED I THINK I'LL WEAR THE GOLD TONIGHT"

WIFE: REPLIED,
WHY DON 'T YOU WEAR THE SILVER AND CUM SECOND FOR A CHANGE ?

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Coward dilemma:
Not afraid of being fake and afraid of being honest.

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Better a true coward than a fake hero.

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THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN

TELEKINETICS

RAISE MY HAND!

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