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i have this bumper sticker that says "honk if you think i'm sexy" and then i wait at green lights until i feel better about myself.

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I may be the black sheep of the family

But some of the white ones aren't as white as they try to appear to be

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Put someone's genitals into your mouth and no one bats an eye

eat a chip off the ground and everyone loses their minds.

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Of all the things I've loved and lost, I miss my star trek pyjamas the most.

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LOVE IS IN THE AIR
TRY NOT TO
BREATHE

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Silence is golden but telling people to go fuck themselves is priceless.

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I do not spew profanities.

I enunciate them properly like a fucking lady.

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The most awful people to have ever lived, were once innocent little babies.

And that is the tragedy of this world.

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