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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket, you can hide but you can't run.

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Evolution turned apes into assholes

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Valentine's Day Idea:

Let's go bar hopping and fake a proposal in each one so people buy us drinks all night and we get drunk for free

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My biggest fear is a killer saying some funny shit while I'm playing dead.

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You're miserable because you're smart, be stupid to live happy.

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Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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I bet you sound adorable moaning my name

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There are two kinds of people in the world:

those with penis envy
and
the lucky ones.

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