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A good mantra for almost anyone getting blood drawn:
"I've handled bigger pricks than THIS!!"

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Men use love to get sex.

Women use sex to get love.

Me?
I use coupons to get pizza.

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Oops
Wrong hole

But did you die ???????????

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I don' t mean to be mean, but you need some listerine, not a drip, not a sip but the whole damn thing.

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Always be yourself unless you can be a fairy...then always be a fairy

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you

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We wait with bated
breath, and when she breathes, we stop.

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I love that old saying "The last one to get married wins." or something like that.

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