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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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Gonna put a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star •

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habe heute fast 5min gebraucht um herauszufinden, was "brathering" bedeutet. dann die erkenntnis: ist ja deutsch, nicht englisch

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90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it

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don't drink and drive

you might spill the beer

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Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

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Eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as I thought.

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Ich hab 'nen Tinitus auf den Augen.

Ich seh nur noch Pfeifen.

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