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GREAT
GREAT
GREAT

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Only trust people who like big butts.

They cannot lie.

221

Three people sleeping together is called a threesome.

Two people sleeping together is a twosome.

Guess that's why people call me handsome.

21

I don't consider myself a polyglot, but I am curious, love to learn, and to communicate. I have managed to pick up bits and pieces of many languages.

Unfortunately, I don't have a good ear for "Vague," "Underhanded," or "Utter Bullshit."

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So I got edges that scratch/And sometimes I don't got* a filter/But I'm so tired of eating/All of my misspoken words/I know my disposition gets confusing/My disproportionate reactions fuse with my eager state/That's why you wanna come out and play with me, yeah.
• Banks

17

perfume should come with instructions
like on medicine:
Dab LIGHTLY on pulse
points Do NOT marinade in event of
overdose take shower

23

I WILL ALWAYS
LOVE
LOVING YOU MORE THAN
I LOVE
TO BE LOVED.

20

There are 70,000 Jehovah's Witnesses in town for a conference.
So I'll be answering the door naked this weekend.

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