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HE: "So, I'll see you in a month."

SHE: "Alright just don't forget to write."

HE: "It's highly unlikely
I'd 'forget' such a basic skill, Sharon."

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Roses are red, violets are blue.
If the DNA test proves you're
my sister, I will
stop sleeping with you.

11

I expect
absolutely
nothing
and I'm still
let down.

17

oh
bloody
hell!

16

I am a true genius at only four hours of sleep.

15

After 22 christmases, I realized that Santa is a stalker.

How can he know where I live or that I was good or bad?

That's top secret.

14

Google Search:

"easy vegetarian
meals without a
shitload of dirty
dishes for less
than 40 cents."

7

So what if time gets quicker as we grow older because our players are bored of us and fast forward our days just like in The Sims?

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