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The way to love someone is to gently run your fingers over their soul until you find a crack...

and then carefully pour all your love into it.

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Feeling cute, might smack myself in the face with a frying pan later

24

There are some women who make that likkle cutesy voicey woisey when they like someone awwww. Not me mate.
I start off soundin' like Michael Caine loadin' up a shotgun, an end up talkin' like Freddy Krueger as I get more comfortable with ya.

28

Your body is
perfect, it's
your mind
that's fucked.

33

For $7 I will go to the funeral of someone you hate and start a slow clap.

24

i choose my underware for the day based on how likely i am to have sex. today i'm wearing a used grocery bag i found floating across the highway .

29

I didn't mean to slide into your comfort zone but the floor was waxed.

52

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone...

ain't no borderline psychotic bitch drama either.

59

Your future self is watching you through memories.

69

I shaved my pubes for this 4th of July pool party which is honestly the most patriotic thing i've ever done

38

I am not Adele.

So I'm never going to say "I wish nothing but the best for you."

Die, bitch.

60

I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used
to it.

65

Always trust in your own stupidity.

73

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU LOOK AT YOUR BEST FRIEND AND YOU REALIZE....

YOU'RE BOTH
FUCKING LEGENDS.

65

Trying to understand the behaviour of some people is like trying to smell the colour 9.

66

Never be afraid to speak your own truth.

87

Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive.

117

You don't truly know a person until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in the vending machine

86

the nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does

97

THE SLAVES OF TODAY ARE NOT DRIVEN WITH WHIPS, BUT WITH SCHEDULES.

John Steinbeck

117

I don't always have time but when I do, I don't.

27

If you're easy to get . . .

You'll be easy to forget . . .

123

I moaned and complained once because I had no shoes...Then I met a man who had no feet...And I bowed my head with shame for my complaints

74

you will never look like the girl in the magazine, the girl in the magazine doesn't even look like the girl in the magazine.

131

We're expecting 2 or 3 feet of drama tonight, with bullshit blowing in from everywhere. High possibility of "go, fuck yourself" at late night.

92

I call my wallet a nonprofit organization.

107

Honesty
is better than sugar coated bullshit.

113

If you dont want it answered here...dont ask it here.

1

Dont react off feelings. React off facts.

-Stephanie J

2

Never ask a woman her age. Or her weight. Or anything. Just stare, breathe and hope for the best.

198

Get rich or drunk trying.

122

New items and Sale Packages are on the
website now!

1

Last night I dreamed that there was a room full of people exactly like me!

I hated them all.

112

TOO BAD THERE ISN'T A VACCINE AGAINST STUPIDITY.

122

I don't really want it if I have to show you how to give it.

122

When they request an invoice and say they are ready ASAP, what that really means is, they basically will pay it when they feel like it.

3

Seeing a cockroach on your bed isn't the problem, the real problem would be if it disappeared. . . .

148

If the words dont add up, then the truth was never part of the equation.

- Stephanie J

2

I am an artist.

(copy+paste)

108

Dear Sneeze,

If you're going to happen, happen.

Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.

251

admit it: life didn't fuck you,
it taught you.

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