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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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ANTISTALKING

(v) learning a person's routine in order to avoid them.

72

unprotected sleep

Turning off your alarm clock and immediately going back to sleep, risking not waking up for a job, class, or other daily task.

72

GHOSTBOLDING

[when you delete your bold before sharing it online because you think it's stupid]

34

CELLFISH (n);

Someone who continues to be on their phone while having a conversation with another person.

29

Out of all of my body parts I feel like my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least a thousand eye rolls a day.

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After the letter, he
camps outside her house.
In pouring rain, he waits,
for her to come home.
He asks for another chance; she says yes. Sixty years on, he laughs, and, reminds her of the day, they almost didn't make it.

33

Life is what happens to you when your internet data pack expires.

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