Posts Liked by plovley1978

Whenever someone says, "You look familiar. Where have I seen you before?" I like to respond with, "Do you watch porn?"

I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas

Why is "patience" a virtue?

Why can't "hurry the fuck up" be a virtue?

How I talk:
25% swearing
25% sarcasm
50% a combination of both

My 3 moods:
1. fuck off
2. fuck you
3. fuck me

Yes, I capitalize the word Pizza because I give it the respect it deserves.

$The smallest of house can be the happiest of home... _____________________ / \ / \ | ____ ___ _____ | | | | | | | | | | |___| | . | |____| | |_________|__|_____________| . * . * ) ) . * . . * *. * . * ( ( . *. . * *. * .$

Friends that are considerd to be bad influences are like ....
BAD HABITS Because thier both hard to let go of !