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Someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before god could catch them smoking.

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Go to a pet store, point at an employee and yell, "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!"

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I am not getting out of bed today.
Not on monday the 13th.

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Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

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i want to be the one in your mind and your bed.

but i don't want you to fuck the whole world to find out.

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rain
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dear lord, please forgive me..

for i am gonna sin like a motherfucker this weekend.

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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I can't speak english.

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