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Posts Liked by philoakbar

are we really single when we have such an intimate relationship with our hands?

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I spent the morning hanging up "Missing cat" posters. Now waiting to get pussy.

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Next time you accuse a woman of overreacting, remember that a bunch of men shut down the government because they weren't getting their way.

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Do you butt feed your baby?

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There's a new disease called ear gonorrhea, you get it from listening to too many assholes.

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FLY LIKE AN EAGLE.

FUCK LIKE A RABBIT.

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only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, you realize there's a way to solve problems without using violence.

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If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

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