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Posts Liked by patriciap

I bet in 2000 years they are gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they will find a Nokia still on half battery.

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if you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. that way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.

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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

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I can't be the only one who's ever wanted to jump in a taxi and shout:

"Follow that car!"

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I'm sorry you're upset after finding out the world doesn't revolve around you...

Here, let me pour you a nice cup of get the fuck over it

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You look like all my dreams came true

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