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Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.

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Listening to a bird is like listening to a woman.

Nice voice but impossible to understand.

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Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim,It sounds better when I say I went to the JIM first thing this morning !!

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Love is in the air?

Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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I'm not single, I'm not taken, I'm simply on reserve for someone who deserves my heart.

THEY SAY GOOD THINGS TAKE TIME

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why get thinner when you can get dinner

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